I remember a strange little man I used to work with desperately trying to get me to view some jpeg he'd brought in on a floppy disk (does this date the story?). I refused, knowing that there are things you just don't want to put into your head. So he tricked me.
He opened the image on my computer while I was out of the room, and blew it up to full screen, then called me while standing beside the monitor. I turned around and saw "it". A radically modified penis, with the shaft split lengthwise 4 ways to about halfway down to the scrotum. There was massive hardware piercing both the head and the shaft, and chains running from the rings through the 4 split pieces of the head(s) to either end of the rather thick bar that ran through both testicles.
I'm sure the hacked up thing was totally useless for sex except perhaps as an appendage for the fellow who'd been chopped to be pulled around and controlled with. Absolutely no idea how you pee with such a horrible collection of mutilations and piercings.
As you may guess, I too now have an image in my head that really shouldn't be there
