So I thought it was tasteless enough with what Michael Jackson’s last words were…
“Take me to Children’s Hospital”
But these ones make me feel downright angelic in comparison…
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Jacko Memorial Joke 1
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart
attack are incorrect.
He was found in the childrens ward having
a stroke.
Jacko Memorial Joke 2
Michael Jackson died of shock after finding out
Boyz II Men was a band not a delivery service.
Jacko Memorial Joke 3
Jockeys at tomorrow's race meetings will wear
black armbands out of respect for Michael Jackson,
who successfully rode more three yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
Jacko Memorial Joke 4
McDonald's are bringing out the Michael
Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns.
Jacko Memorial Joke 5
Michael Jackson actually died of food poisoning.
He ate some 12 year old nuts.
...Er or was it a
five-year old wiener?
Jacko Memorial Joke 6
50 kids have volunteered to identify the body
as they have first-hand experience of
seeing Michael Jackson stiff.
Jacko Memorial Joke 7
Michael Jackson's legal team announced that
he had agreed to be melted down by undertakers
to make plastic toys. So, kids can play with him for a change.
Jacko Memorial Joke 8
It has been reported on the "Angels News" Michael Jackson was refused entry to heaven due
to the fact they don’t accept plastic
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeraph
I was just wondering if the jokes would stop for a bit since he died...
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Nope, no way...we're just getting warmed up!!
---------- Post added at 06:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:36 PM ----------
Quote:
Originally Posted by Zeraph
I was just wondering if the jokes would stop for a bit since he died...
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Nope, no way...we're just getting warmed up!!