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Can I just say, Americans crack me up every time I hear or see you use the word "Poop".
It's like watching a porn film and suddenly one of the participants says "Put your willy in my hoo-ha".
Totally incongrous.
I've seen you people talk about anal sex, death sentances, gun control, bondage, politics, war, death and Star Trek films. Using adult words.
And yet, you have a delightful reticence when it comes to the scatological.
You say "Bathroom", or even more cute "Potty Room". I love that.
So, in answer to the OP - no, I don't want to watch or smell another person having a shit. I can cope with someone pissing, or seeing me piss, but as said above, wiping is certainly sharing the love too much.
Oddly enough, my issue is over FLUSHING. If my wife (or maybe it's my daughter) takes a leak in the night, she doesn't flush (for fear of waking the household, I assume), but to me, I'd rather be woken than risk having a crap, making a splash, and getting someone else's piss on my arse.
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