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Wait until school starts and go to the local preschool with a can of gasoline and a box of matches. Then I would sit in the middle of the playground, pour the gas over my head and light myself on fire. Also as a worst case precaution (I'm horribly burned but not dead) I filled my pockets with as much ammo as I could. Not only am I publicly setting myself on fire, but I'm also endangering the lives of small children. That would certainly get some media attention.
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