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Women's Medications
D A M I T O L
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing the memory of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.
P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and
improves flirting.
D U M E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low I.Q. causing enjoyment of country &western music.
F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.
M E N I C I L L I N
Potent antiboyotic for older women. Increases resistance to such
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person ... can we get
naked now?"
B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency and duration of spending spree.
Extra Strength BUY-ONE-AL
When combined with Buyagra, can cause an indiscriminate buying
frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a Donnie Osmond or Barry Manilow CD.
A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers.
S E X C E D R I N
More effective than Excedrin in treating the, "Not now, dear, I have a headache," syndrome.
R A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation as
ragging on him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.
Consult your doctor to find out if these medications are appropriate for you!
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