Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 5/10
Much like the first one, this movie was half and half for me. I thoroughly enjoyed the half that actually involved machine-on-machine brutalization, explosions, and noise. Spoiler: Especially when Optimus owns the FUCK out of Megatron at the end! Visually, it's incredible.
Then there's the other half...
The silly, drama filled, chick flick side. I'm sorry, I don't give a flying fuck about this dweeby dude, Spoiler: his college experience, or how he cheats on his girlfriend (who's way too hot for him, anyhow) with a robot.
Oh, and seriously with all the fart and ball jokes, racial stereotypes, and old people based sexual innuendo?! This shit's not funny, just blow something the fuck up, please!
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