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Originally Posted by MSD
Toilet seat. Substance dries, person sits down, tiny bit of skin moisture rehydrates it. Once they're dead and on the ground, blood is pulled down by gravity and causes those huge nasty bruise-looking things, obscuring the toilet ring.
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You're right, that's way better, especially when you consider the surface area comparisons. Although you're not going to get anyone that 'hovers'.
On a related note: I may never sit on a public toilet again.