What's that bulge in your pocket?
After inquiring as to "What's in your wallet", I pondered about the other crap that people carry around. After turning my own pockets out, I came up with the following;
A Zippo lighter
A Swiss Army knife
A Uniball gel pen
Two quarters, one dime, one nickel and three pennies. (two pennies now...one was a wheat penny.)
My cell phone
two Leggo pieces (that I picked up off of the hallway floor this morning)
Assorted lint and...I don't know what the hell that is.
So...assuming that you have pockets, and aren't sitting there in your underwear, what do you have in your pockets? Or, if you are sitting there in your underwear, what did you have in your pockets today?
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony
"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus
It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.
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