As a note, I thought from the beginning of this thread that it was actually a pretty good idea. Would it be needed often, if at all? Probably not. But you could through it down in the erogenous zone or something where it wouldn't really be getting in the way.
Anyways, reason for stating this now: upon reading
this thread, holy shit, it deserved to be in that hypothetical area. LOL. It was a great thread until the women all went 'Y'all are Neandarthals', then the thread got totally derailed xD.