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Old 06-23-2009, 08:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
Martian
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Originally Posted by Crompsin View Post
I've seen that work. Granted, it was the kind of sex you'd videotape.
Well, obviously if there's a financial exchange involved you can use whatever bloody line you want.

I've heard some pretty bad ones. Ex-girlfriend got back from the bar one night, and told me about a guy who actually tried to pick her up using 'you with these curves, and me with no brakes.'

I play guitar, and wear a cool hat. I Cannot Relate to the OP.

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Originally Posted by Crompsin
You know what you need, bro? The same thing I needed at the beginning of this year. You need to occupy yourself with interests, hobbies, and challenges outside of the hot-hot in-search-of-woman realm. Don't get bogged down in the swamp of speed dating. It's fun at first, but then it gets a little bit like trying on sweaters for hours outside in July.

I guarantee the second you get yourself balls deep into a hobby like karate, motorcycle a club, or take up shooting expensive military-style rifles at steel plates... you'll either meet a girl that sees you doing something that all women like: focusing on and enjoying an activity... or you'll be so distracted by said activity that it will be largely irrelevant who's hand jerks you off at night. You gotta have a job, solid interests, guy friends... these things will build the I Am This Guy foundation you need to be successful in a relationship with one of those delicious bipedal creatures that typically don't have facial hair.
Yes.

I am a musician. Crompsin shoots things. thespian86 puts on make-up and sings show tunes, and gets more tail than the rest of us put together.

This is what I mean. Find something to make you an Interesting Person, focus on that. Don't go pick up a guitar because you want to meet chicks, though -- do it because it's something you're interested in.

Become a whole person, and the woman thing will sort itself out.
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