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Old 06-22-2009, 03:25 PM   #35 (permalink)
Martian
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I don't get the big fuss about oral. I mean, sure it's nice when your lady does her finest Dyson impression on your +1 Staff of Manliness, but it's just one means to an end. There are other ways to get to the same place.

I can't imagine breaking it off with a lady just because she won't spit shine my flagpole.
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