I don't get the big fuss about oral. I mean, sure it's nice when your lady does her finest Dyson impression on your +1 Staff of Manliness, but it's just one means to an end. There are other ways to get to the same place.
I can't imagine breaking it off with a lady just because she won't spit shine my flagpole.
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I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept
I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept
I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head
I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said
- Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame
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