Originally Posted by MSD

I'll use myself as an example. Dark-colored Honda Accord. There are millions Accords out there, and green, black, blue, and grey are not easily distinguishable at night. White male, I'm tall, but people have guessed my height as anywhere from 6'2" to 7'0". There are tens of millions of .22 guns in the country, only one of mine was bought in a store and left a paper trail, there's no gun registry, and even if there was, neither has a serial number.

Quick hose-down and hit the carwash in the morning.

I have erratic hours. Last week, I was home as early as 3PM, and as late as 3AM, and I'll sometimes crash at a friend's house on weekends.

The fact that I have big feet is the narrowest category, but my shoes are size 13 right now and that's not all that uncommon. If it's raining, footprints and tire tracks aren't a problem, though. Fingerprints don't show up through nitrile gloves, and with thin cloth gloves on over them you'll avoid snagging.