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Old 06-19-2009, 04:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
Tully Mars
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Originally Posted by uncle phil View Post
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high schoolreunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her , 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend...I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

Ha! New one for me.
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