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Plan9 · 06-19-2009, 01:02 PM

Ran six miles at 1 AM. It was cool misty comfort.
Ate Frosted Miniwheats for my first two meals.
Bought SCUBA gear from a really hot redhead that totally wants me. Ooo.
Drank a giant can of Bud Light (that got me feeling reel grood).
Filled up the 5 Gallon for my motorcycle. Taking it out later tonight.
Played with my cat, Lord Buddha of Dark Vengeance Paw. He likes the laser on my Glock.
Drilled with my M4 / Glock 34. I gotta look halfway proficient for this advanced carbine class.
Ran some more. I'm the pale guy in the short-shorts out there at midnight.
Worked on my resume. I'm having a helluva time figuring out how to translate military jargon.
Cursed the endless rain (as it's monsoon season outside Washington, D.C.).
...
Thanked Angry God for being on my side for a change. How's it taste, motherfucker?!
...
Oh, I'm so very glad I'm single. Relationships are a waste of me-me-me time.

06-19-2009, 01:02 PM	#35 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Ran six miles at 1 AM. It was cool misty comfort. Ate Frosted Miniwheats for my first two meals. Bought SCUBA gear from a really hot redhead that totally wants me. Ooo. Drank a giant can of Bud Light (that got me feeling reel grood). Filled up the 5 Gallon for my motorcycle. Taking it out later tonight. Played with my cat, Lord Buddha of Dark Vengeance Paw. He likes the laser on my Glock. Drilled with my M4 / Glock 34. I gotta look halfway proficient for this advanced carbine class. Ran some more. I'm the pale guy in the short-shorts out there at midnight. Worked on my resume. I'm having a helluva time figuring out how to translate military jargon. Cursed the endless rain (as it's monsoon season outside Washington, D.C.). ... Thanked Angry God for being on my side for a change. How's it taste, motherfucker?! ... Oh, I'm so very glad I'm single. Relationships are a waste of me-me-me time. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-19-2009 at 01:06 PM..