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Funny story.
When I was in Afghanistan, I paid some local guy $50 to run a 'net cable to my room so I could send emails. He did and it worked, despite looking like something pulled out of a rat's nest. The connection bounced through China and was good enough to webcam with, so I did such with my then wife while my guys were outta the room / asleep. She used to do some pretty steamy stuff for me... a regular striptease hottie... fingers and tongues and toys, oh my. It was a fun week before we got the green light to roll out to nowhere. Too bad I didn't have that connection the whole time... maybe I'd still be married.
Hah, fuck that... just kidding.
I tell ya... nothing like wankin' it to a grainy lagging image of your significant other while on the other side of the planet in a frozen third world country, curled up in a ball under a sheet with a automatic rifle / grenade launcher trying not to creek your bunk so as to wake your 3 sleeping soldiers.
Last edited by Plan9; 06-18-2009 at 10:17 PM..
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