Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community - View Single Post

Plan9 · 06-18-2009, 10:13 PM

Funny story.

When I was in Afghanistan, I paid some local guy $50 to run a 'net cable to my room so I could send emails. He did and it worked, despite looking like something pulled out of a rat's nest. The connection bounced through China and was good enough to webcam with, so I did such with my then wife while my guys were outta the room / asleep. She used to do some pretty steamy stuff for me... a regular striptease hottie... fingers and tongues and toys, oh my. It was a fun week before we got the green light to roll out to nowhere. Too bad I didn't have that connection the whole time... maybe I'd still be married.

Hah, fuck that... just kidding.

I tell ya... nothing like wankin' it to a grainy lagging image of your significant other while on the other side of the planet in a frozen third world country, curled up in a ball under a sheet with a automatic rifle / grenade launcher trying not to creek your bunk so as to wake your 3 sleeping soldiers.

06-18-2009, 10:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Funny story. When I was in Afghanistan, I paid some local guy $50 to run a 'net cable to my room so I could send emails. He did and it worked, despite looking like something pulled out of a rat's nest. The connection bounced through China and was good enough to webcam with, so I did such with my then wife while my guys were outta the room / asleep. She used to do some pretty steamy stuff for me... a regular striptease hottie... fingers and tongues and toys, oh my. It was a fun week before we got the green light to roll out to nowhere. Too bad I didn't have that connection the whole time... maybe I'd still be married. Hah, fuck that... just kidding. I tell ya... nothing like wankin' it to a grainy lagging image of your significant other while on the other side of the planet in a frozen third world country, curled up in a ball under a sheet with a automatic rifle / grenade launcher trying not to creek your bunk so as to wake your 3 sleeping soldiers. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-18-2009 at 10:17 PM..