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Originally Posted by dlish
punk..tell em you have a bit missing from your ear, and that its your diability because you cant hear from it properly.
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Ha! That will be my story!
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Originally Posted by Strange Famous
Yes, the express checkout which is only for people with a basket rather than a shopping cart (or sometimes x number of items)
Sometimes I ask people (politely) if they noticed it was a basket only lane, some people apologise and go to another lane, but many dont.
If someone refuses, my voice goes grey on them and in me
"Taking me for a cunt would be the worst mistake you ever made in your life" I say
As they hesitate I pick up a garden rake and ask
"How about I smash this rake into your face so hard that you'll have to wear a scarf for the rest of your life?"
Then they leave the basket only lane normally
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(the last part is a fantasy...)
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You should really do that...
I'd pick a new lane. 
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