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Yes, the express checkout which is only for people with a basket rather than a shopping cart (or sometimes x number of items)
Sometimes I ask people (politely) if they noticed it was a basket only lane, some people apologise and go to another lane, but many dont.
If someone refuses, my voice goes grey on them and in me
"Taking me for a cunt would be the worst mistake you ever made in your life" I say
As they hesitate I pick up a garden rake and ask
"How about I smash this rake into your face so hard that you'll have to wear a scarf for the rest of your life?"
Then they leave the basket only lane normally
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(the last part is a fantasy...)
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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