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What up to any girl and say to her "20 stone penguin"
She'll say, "what?"
You reply Spoiler: "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice"
No girl could resist that. If she does, she must be a lesbian or something.
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"Do not tell lies, and do not do what you hate,
for all things are plain in the sight of Heaven. For nothing
hidden will not become manifest, and nothing covered will remain
without being uncovered."
The Gospel of Thomas
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