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Originally Posted by Martian
What's the best way to remove a body from an apartment building during daylight hours?
Or failing that, how does one hide a body from one's SO in a small one bedroom apartment, until such time as it may be removed safely?
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Hypothetically speaking [
], the best way to remove a body during daylight hours is by using a gurney. However, the best way to hide it from your SO in a small apartment is in a bathtub underneath hockey equipment doused with the sweat of 1,000 games.
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Originally Posted by Leto
What's with the Leafs?
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The answer lies in Martian's bathtub.
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Originally Posted by CinnamonGirl
What, dear Baraka, is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
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Unfortunately, I cannot give you an accurate answer, as I lost my radar gun at the bottom of a very deep lake during my last camping trip. Furthermore, the international standard for measuring the movement of swallows is soon to shift from velocity to volume, in which case an unladen swallow would have a volume of approximately 0 ml.