girldetective

Jeremy, without a doubt.

He is the only person I know who believes mucus from the back of his throat is the best sexual lubricant. Ick.

In addition, when he had bronchitis and spitooned right there on the corner, aleviating himself of thick white gook, I suggested disgustedly that if that was the "cream of the crop" so to speak, why waste it? He replied he wasn't, he had bottles of the stuff around his bed, being too lazy to get up to spit. Ick.

Unfortunately, I believe him.

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