Crompsie....my. main. man. ...what's up?
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
What kind of hair care product / pant tightness combination do I need to use to attract a mate who has good credit?
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The hair-care-product-to-pant-tightness ratio should never be overlooked! You may find an excellent article covering this topic here:
http://www.gigaloagogo.com/from-hair...underwear.html.
However, to summarize, you want to ensure that your hair care product, when dried, has about the same consistency and hardness as your tightpants. The one exception is when wearing wonderpants, in which case always ensure you match the fragrances of each.
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Why did my favorite author, Stephen King, self-title himself as the literary equivalent of fast food?
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He's cheap, hot, and fast. Just like any good book title (and meal, for that matter).
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Originally Posted by Crompsin
What's the quickest trick to sounding authoritative in an adult conversation? Does it involve education?
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First of all, education is overrated. If one could uneducate, I would recommend that wholesale. But here we are, stuck educated to some degree or another.
Either way, sounding authoritative in an adult conversation is a snap. I recommend, from now on, the "authoritative conversationalist sandwich":
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Top bun: "Here's what I think, and I'll tell you why."
The meat: Whatever the hell you want it to be.
Bottom bun: "And that's something you can take to the bank!"
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Presto, you're an authority! Just use your buns with confidence!
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Originally Posted by dlish
when will pigs fly oh Master
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Swine flew, my friend. Swine flew pandemically.
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Originally Posted by Martian
Can I come out from under your bed now?
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No.
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Originally Posted by Martian
Is it better to burn out, or to fade away?
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Burning out, because fading away is something best left to colour washables.