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Plan9 · 06-15-2009, 03:22 PM

Blegch. Not my style, bro. Woofy female version of our homeboy RetroGunslinger w/ danglies?

Livestock piercing? Trashy. Ears? Okay. Nose? "Moo." That... and my god, that girl has a piggy nose.

Boob tats? Look awesome after pregnancy / girthin' up. Not. Also a great way to look like white trash at the formal events.

Am I the only person that saw the heart tattoo and thought, "center mass, 1+1!"

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Detailed tattoos are great for a lot of people. Just not for me. I'm going to get old and saggy one day... and I really don't want a $300 liver spot that kinda-looks-like-something... but-you-can't-be-sure. My tattoo will look the exact same as it did in 2000 as it will in 2060: simple, gigundo 'n tacky.

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Don't use "body mods" as a fashion accessory lest you end up with something that goes outta style next season.

06-15-2009, 03:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Blegch. Not my style, bro. Woofy female version of our homeboy RetroGunslinger w/ danglies? Livestock piercing? Trashy. Ears? Okay. Nose? "Moo." That... and my god, that girl has a piggy nose. Boob tats? Look awesome after pregnancy / girthin' up. Not. Also a great way to look like white trash at the formal events. Am I the only person that saw the heart tattoo and thought, "center mass, 1+1!" ... Detailed tattoos are great for a lot of people. Just not for me. I'm going to get old and saggy one day... and I really don't want a $300 liver spot that kinda-looks-like-something... but-you-can't-be-sure. My tattoo will look the exact same as it did in 2000 as it will in 2060: simple, gigundo 'n tacky. ... Don't use "body mods" as a fashion accessory lest you end up with something that goes outta style next season. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 06-15-2009 at 03:32 PM..