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My favorite night shirt that reads:
Caution Hazardous Material
Element: Woman
Symbol: WO2
Physical Properties:
melts if given special treatment
bitter if incorrectly used
Chemical Properties:
great affinity for gold, silver, and precious stones
may explode spontaneously without prior warning
Hazards:
highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
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"Ok, no more truth-or-dare until somebody returns my underwear" ~ George Lopez
I bake cookies just so I can lick the bowl. ~ ItWasMe
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