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Old 06-14-2009, 08:35 PM   #5 (permalink)
ItWasMe
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Location: under your bed
My favorite night shirt that reads:

Caution Hazardous Material

Element: Woman

Symbol: WO2

Physical Properties:
melts if given special treatment
bitter if incorrectly used

Chemical Properties:
great affinity for gold, silver, and precious stones
may explode spontaneously without prior warning

Hazards:
highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
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