Spanxxx

fucking brilliant.


That being said, spontaneity is fantastic as well. My wife, with a few beers in her (of course), surprised me one time at a company picnic at a park. We had walked to find the public restrooms (some outhouse style thing) and on the way back there was a big shrub/tree blocking view from the pavillion and she stopped, unzipped me, took it on like a rockstar and I swear to this day, it's the best blowjob she's ever given me. The danger factor, combined with the surprise of it and the intensity she showed was enough to put me over the edge good enough to talk about it a decade later obviously.

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