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squeeeb · 06-12-2009, 02:00 PM

well known local junkie named Artie hits the streets jonesing for a fix. grabs an old lady by the neck, yells "give me all your money or i'll strangle you!" but she only has 50 cents in change, not enough for his fix and he is enraged, so a few minutes later he does the same thing to a kid; grabs him by the neck, yells "give me all your money or i'll strangle you!," but again, the kid only has 50 cents. he gets busted, next day in the paper is the article : Artie chokes two for a dollar.

06-12-2009, 02:00 PM	#23 (permalink)
squeeeb part of the problem Location: hic et ubique	well known local junkie named Artie hits the streets jonesing for a fix. grabs an old lady by the neck, yells "give me all your money or i'll strangle you!" but she only has 50 cents in change, not enough for his fix and he is enraged, so a few minutes later he does the same thing to a kid; grabs him by the neck, yells "give me all your money or i'll strangle you!," but again, the kid only has 50 cents. he gets busted, next day in the paper is the article : Artie chokes two for a dollar. __________________ onward to mayhem!