The internal debate generally goes:
( Other dude looks at me funny, or acts the fool )
Hormone guy: "I could kick his arse. Sure he looks like he works out, but look at that pencil neck "
Higher brain function guy: "Nah man, you'd probably win, but you'd get hurt too. Then there's two jerks on the floor bleedin."
Then if common sense prevails:
Both together: "Let's just get a beer and see if anybody else fights. " ( looking for a win-win here )
Rarely ever goes to other options....
The truth is, I couldn't stand worrying about what my Mom would think if I beat the crap out of, well, anybody
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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
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