I had a guy recently look at me and think "No way I can take THAT guy!!"
I was at a Cubs/Cardinals game in Chicago, entertaining a client who was a Cardinals fan. As a White Sox fan, I have no love for the Cubs, so I wore a Cardinals jersey. For anyone who has been to Wrigley, you know what a madhouse it is getting into the Men's room. I was stuck in the crowded line, about 5 wide, when the guy in front of me (who was more than a few beers in) to my left yells over his shoulder (towards me) to his buddy who was just behind me to my right "HEY RYAN!! ON THE COUNT OF THREE, PUNCH THE CLOSEST CARDINALS' FAN!!!"
As he said it, his eyes dropped to my shirt, then he sized me up. Mind you, we were 12-18" away from each other. I am about 3" taller, and carry at least about 50lbs more muscle than he does. He hesitates for a second, then says to me "Exxxxxxcept YOU!" I just look at him and smirk. He says "You look like the kind of dude who could take a punch, then it would NOT be fun afterwards!!" I chuckle and say "Are you having fun?" He goes "yeah, having a good time". I said, with a smile "If you punched me, it would put an end to your good time today." He looks past me and goes "HEY RYAN!! NEVERMIND ABOUT PUNCHING THE CARDINALS' FAN!!" I laughed and said "good choice".