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Originally Posted by Crompsin
Quit whining! Women complaining about not being able to give oral sex is like a fat guy complaining that he can't get out to the store to buy more Twinkies!
You gotta put a little effort in to get that cream filling. It can't be that hard. You're holding the commodity between your chin and nose.
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Or... just get on Craig's List and it'll come right to you.
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Yeah, but it can't be just any ole weiner. And it has to come with some hope of decent reciprocation.
And CL? Gah! I'll buy a used lawnmower on there, but a second-hand cock? No thanks.