Having the look of a troglodyte keeps me out of fights. I have hit a couple of people who were threatening me in school. Didn't take more than one hit.
Never been beat up, but my brother did get hysterical once and punched my nose. It didn't hurt, but it bled like a bitch. We laughed our collective asses off about it, cause Mom thought I was really hurt. I think I was about 6 at the time. Just remembered a friend of mine kicked me in the balls in 7th grade, for no apparent reason. I didn't retaliate, but I was never friends with him again, and he kinda hid when I happened to be around. I'd still like to know why he did it.....
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bill hicks - "I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
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