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Originally Posted by The_Jazz
I'd like to stab Charlize Theron with my penis. Repeatedly.
I'm a lover, not a fighter.
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Coz condoms are cheaper than bullets, right? Technically, that makes you cheap, not a lover.
Charlize Theron pisses me off because she's a South African who no longer speaks like a South African. She throws in some Afrikaans when she's interviewed over here just so please the masses and keep folk thinking she's 'one of us'.
I'd do her in the butt.
The only "celebrity" I'd personally stab in the neck is Vicky Guererro. I think I'd be doing the world a favour.
