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Originally Posted by guccilvr
umm because some of us prefer not to chew our alcohol?
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I've never been in a fight myself, but I've done my share of breaking them up. I think the best was on one of my karaoke nights. I was sitting at the bar, looking up towards the front. There were two guys talking at a table off to the side-- one was sitting, one was standing. They didn't look angry, but they looked...intense, I guess, would be a good way to describe it. I kept watching them without really knowing why.
Suddenly, the guy standing took a swing. It happened so suddenly, and no one else was really paying attention. Without even thinking about it, I leapt out of my chair, jumped on the guy's back, and started dragging him backwards. He was struggling, of course, and I lost my balance, so down we went (pretty sure I hit my head on a bar stool.) He was trying to get up, but I held on (which was NOT easy...this was a big guy), and I said something to the effect that I wasn't letting him up until he calmed down.
Finally, after a few minutes, someone lifted him off of me, and was entirely surprised to find me underneath. I was helped to my feet, patted on the back for jumping in, and got a bunch of free beer. Good times.