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Old 06-09-2009, 10:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
squeeeb
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i'm not a fan of someone talking to me while i'm standing there, dick in hand, peeing.

i try not to poop in public places because inevitably, i think about how funny it would be if i started laughing, because other people would hear me in a stall laughing and think "what the fuck is that guy doing in there?" and that is hilarious to me, so i start laughing, and i have to try to disguise it as a cough, but i know people know i'm laughing, and it makes it funnier, and its a vicious cycle, a self fulfilling prophecy of embarrassment.
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