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People who spill out the back and side of their chairs, with too much visible crack. If done tastefully, without crack, I'm fine with it. But when I have to see more ass than J-Lo's in a place where I wasn't expecting to, not cool.
Dog vomit is pretty bad though. The only good thing is sometimes the dog will look at me for a while, as if to check "Is that alright?" and then eats it back up. No cleaning up for me! Because picking up dog vomit is like trying to grab chunks of twice processed (once factory, once biologically) food in a nice coating of stomach lube.
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