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So this is something I've been thinking about a lot lately and I'm curious to hear your opinions.

How are we supposed to act in a public restroom scenario? It seems that there are some unwritten codes of conduct that I'm unaware of.

Personally, I don't want anyone to strike up a conversation with me when I'm standing at a urinal. I'm apparently in the minority here... Every day I overhear lengthy, personal conversations started when both parties have their dicks out. Can't it wait at least until we're washing our hands?

Another thing that kills me is when I hear a guy in the stall next to me unleashing a torrent of sound and fury upon the world. I try to be as ninja-like as possible in avoiding embarrassing noises but again, I seem to be the only one who feels this way. Apparently, the goal is to be as orchestral as possible when taking care of business.


So what do you think? Am I way out in left field? Do I think about stupid shit (pun intended) like this too much? Do you not care?

I'd like to hear from some ladies, too. Are your experiences in the public restroom similar? I like to imagine that ladies' rooms are like VIP lounges: leather couches, free drinks, everyone having a good time, and not the disgusting sewer that is the average men's room.

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