Phlegm, I mean, WTF??? Why would you make that sound to clear your throat? Not the "Ahem" sound, the long drawn grinding of sinus cavity right in front of me then spit ... I don't wanna see that shit!!
Roaches ... I can stand any bugs (over exaggeration, I can only stand spiders and lizards because they eat bugs) but roaches by far are the worst of their kind!! I mean they're tiny, creepy and this dude called
Zeraph has a fishtank full of em'!!! Aaarrrghh!!! **shivers**
Excretion ... Why would you pee in the shower? Why would you drop trao and leave a present right there where I can see/smell it? Why would you came to work with a huge boil, pop it then come sit next to me at lunch time?
BECAUSE YOUR A FRIGGIN' MANIAC THAT'S WHY!! It was a rhetorical question, these are things even the bible lists as intolerable!! WTF is wrong with you?? Keep your bodily fluids to yourself ... unless your a hot chick, then I might let you touch me after sweating ...