Originally Posted by MSD

^^^ At a recent charity event I saw pictures of, they decided it took too long to charge, so they turned on regenerative braking and towed it around the track for half an hour when the batteries got low.

I'd rather have the roadster. Either way, a joke someone on another board made about what he'd do if he had a silent car like a Tesla is worth repeating.
Swap in a train horn, paint it flat black, put IR-only bulbs in the low beams, put on night vision goggles so you can see the IR, sneak up on pedestrians in a poorly lit area at night, flip the high beams on, and lean on the horn.