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Long time ago now but...
The school bully was a mean bastard. Would stab you in the leg in class with a pair of compasses that sort of thing just for a laugh. Group of us decided to he was constipated so we doctored a bar of chocolate with a large dose of laxative and let him steal it. By the end of the school day nothing had happened and we'd kinda given up hope. Next day totally out of the blue we overheard him announce to a group of his mates that he'd "had to cycle home dam fast last night". He was into cycle racing so I imagine he may have broken a few records on his five mile trip home.
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Not me but... At university a friend of mine rented a room in a family house. The son of the landlady was a brat, very annoying. He was allways trying to get my friend to do his homework. One day he'd been persuaded to write a short essay in pencil in the kids note book. The idea being that the kid would just write over the words in ink so that the essay was was in his own handwriting (this a few years before word processors). Next day the kid came home in a bad mood because he'd been sent to see the school head to be punished. Apparently my friend had inserted "Teacher has cheesy feet" in the middle of his physics essay and the kid had gone over it in ink without even reading it :-)
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