The other night my wife we were just laying in bed and I had my iPod Touch and knew my wife was going to give me a little head. I opened a lightsaber app on the iPod, and just as he pulled my cock out of my pants I pressed the button to "unsheath" the lightsaber. The timing was perfect. She started laughing and loved it; I kind of expected an "OMG seriously, you're such a dork".
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