Originally Posted by The_Jazz

I never hang up towels. I usually have a dinner with someone, so I rarely eat in the room, although I might raid the mini bar if I need a snack when I first check in. I'm usually pretty drunk when I get back, so I'll see what's on TV, then usually pass out with it on. And in the mornings, I usually rub one out to either Robin Meade or Saved By The Bell if one of the last couple of years is on. Then I wipe it on the bed.

And once I took a giant dump in a sink, but that was only because I'd just checked in and the toilet was broken and it was an emergency.