I discovered I was getting older -- and officially needed to turn in my man card -- several years ago on New Year's eve. My bedroom window directly overlooked my neighbors' back yard and I could hear several teenagers enjoying themselves in the hot tub while their parents were away. At one point, I heard one of the young women say (loudly) "I can't believe we are all naked!"
All I had to do was sit up and look out the window, but didn't because I was too damn tired. Kinda wish I had that one to do over...
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