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Old 06-01-2009, 02:22 PM   #11 (permalink)
Acetylene
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OK, Here's a very simple solution:

1. Have your sex. Make it good, so you don't feel like you missed out, because you won't be doing it again for a while unless you decide you actually are bi, in which case donating blood is out for you. Use a condom (DUH).

2. Wait a year so any illnesses have time to manifest themselves.

3. Get yourself tested, twice, at two different places, so there's no chance of a false negative.

4. If the results are negative and you are clean, then go back and start donating again. When they ask you, "Have you had gay anal," say NO. You aren't lying, because they aren't REALLY asking if you're had gay sex, they're asking "Are you potentially infected," and the answer is really NO.

Ta-da!
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