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even though in a way it is mutilation, i still voted no. every time i look at my wang i dont mutter to myself "curses, i was mutilated."
im sort of glad my parents gave me the chop. circumcised dongers look more aerodynamic in a way. i feel like my dick could go from 0-100 in 4 seconds flat.
i also heard its easier to clean, which is great, because im a friggin slob.
my friend Scum got a circumcision when he was 16, it was his own choice. im guessing its just more appealing or something.
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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller
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