Well, I had this buddy in Iraq who used to stuff glowsticks in his foreskin and try to hail the QRF choppers doing hip rotations.
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Middle East or Africa, I think
Slims is talking about
this kinda stuff. The "manhood rituals" of chopping your wang at ~18 years old in an environment as sterile as the back of a deceased hobo's tongue, sitting in the wild for three days without food, etc. National Geographic horror show stuff.
Yeaaah, I'm all for testing my manhood, but not THAT manhood.
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I don't care if my helmet has a neck gaiter or not. I certainly don't care how anybody else has their junk equipped. It's mutilation but ya don't have to say it like it's a bad thing.