Originally Posted by fresnelly

You're listening to KHARD-101!
*sound of revving engine and heavy metal guitars*
Nobody kicks ass harder than we do!
*sounds of explosions and kungfu fight*
We rock out with our cocks out! Oh yeahh!
*sounds of woman orgasming and a chainsaw*
And now here's Poison with Every Rose Has Its Thorn!!! On K-HARRRD!!!!!...