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Originally Posted by Mr. Radar
...and PLEASE...STOP playing that sappy "Gotta Be Somebody" 80's pop ballad on the hard rock stations right after an advertisement claims your station plays "everything that rocks"!
What happened to rock anyway? Since when did everything get all whiny and bitchy about feelings and women? I want my sex, drugs and rock and roll attitude back is all I'm saying.
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Oh man, that's the best:
You're listening to KHARD-101!
*sound of revving engine and heavy metal guitars*
Nobody kicks ass harder than we do!
*sounds of explosions and kungfu fight*
We rock out with our cocks out! Oh yeahh!
*sounds of woman orgasming and a chainsaw*
And now here's Poison with Every Rose Has Its Thorn!!! On K-HARRRD!!!!!...
/me plugs in an audiobook.