I heard this on some show back in the day (Dr. Demento?) that was reviving some Spike Jones:
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Originally Posted by uncle phil
Consider the auk;
Becoming extinct because he forgot how to fly, and could only walk.
Consider man, who may well become extinct
Because he forgot how to walk and learned how to fly before he thinked.
Ogden Nash
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I like Ogden Nash:
Behold the Duck
It does not cluck.
A cluck it lacks,
for it quacks
It is especially fond of a puddle or pond,
And when it dines or sups,
It's bottoms ups!