I'm just a naive kid from the suburbs, so deal with it:
I HAS A BABY TIGER!
So... this tiny zoo out in the middle of nowhere was doing a fundraiser where you pay $XX and get a photo with baby tigers. Money goes to enlarging their habitat. They're pretty much the cutest things on the planet. They're like giant cuddly house cats with giant teeth and paws. Apparently the tabby cub I'm holding is a really rare critter, with only ~50 left on the planet. Whew, I was so ready to stick 'em in my jacket and run outta there a cubnapper.
So yeah, turns out I'm going to be squeein' all week looking at that picture. They're friggin' adorable.