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Old 05-24-2009, 09:13 AM   #17 (permalink)
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I've posted this elsewhere long ago, but it fits nicely here as well:

A man of incredible wealth
Refused to lie dead on the shelf
So he ground his own ass
Into bifocal glass
And made a spectacle of himself
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