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Old 05-23-2009, 06:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.

The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.





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