There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A criminal's best asset is his lie ability.
The careless pyromaniac made an ash of himself.
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