Who doesn't find breasts attractive should be the question.
With the caveat that I don't find fake books attractive at all. Never have, not in the least.
I went a strip club for the first time a few months ago, and a very aggressive stripper with fake D-cups motorboarded the hell out of my face with them. And they were so hard it kind of hurt! WTF! That should have been the best part of the night! That, combined with the fact that (IMO) by far the hottest stripper was a petite girl with small natural boobs just reinforced my long-standing dislike of the fake ones.
(P.S. Lest you think I was looking a gift, uh, boobie, in the mouth, the night wasn't all for naught: my attractive, naturally well-endowed lesbian friend made out with a stripper for a while in full view of everyone. The stripper actually made it to second base for a while. Good times.)
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